The Burninator!
So my moron of a neighbor cut down a perfectly good 30-year old redbud tree a while back, most likely in order to fulfill his pyromaniacal (is that a word?) needs. He tried multiple times to get his inferno going, but forgot to read the chapter about how "green" wood doesn't really burn well because it has a lot of water in it, and, well, things that are wet usually don't burn well. These next few pictures are of his second attempt at burning the branches and un-split logs. Here he stuck a bag of charcoal into the pile of sticks, before re-stacking the pile.